10.25.2005

I'll try anything once!

Anyone who says that they will "try anything once" is clearly not very imaginative. I'm willing to bet that any one of us could instantly come up with 5 things that they'd never, ever bother trying for every one that they would. Some examples.
  • Pass a bicycle through your nose. Yes, the whole thing. Sure, you can take it apart. What, don't you want to try it even once?
  • Color in every area of your exposed skin with a black sharpie.
  • Shave your pubes into a sort of a hitler moustache and run down the street naked in Israel.
  • Try a role-playing sex game where one partner pretends to be someone winning the Nobel Peace Prize while the other one pretends to be a klan member demonstrating at the ceremony. Full costumes, podium, burning cross are all mandatory.
  • Build a home out of hotdogs. Live there, just for a month. Don't even want to try it one time? Just once? But you'll try ANYthing once!

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