The Museum of Glass!

They are running a commercial right now where they are showing the joy that you can bring to your family if you take them to a museum where they show you how glass is blown.

It actually has the balls to suggest that "sisters get along with brothers!" during the big show.

How much do you have to dislike your children to select this vacation? Children don't like museums anyway. And even if they did, very, very few people on the earth are mesmerized by the magic of how glass gets into that bottle-ey shape we've come to know and love.

Here are some slogans for this museum:

• For when you love your children, just not very much.
• Ever wonder how glass is made? Uh, no? Really? Huh. Well...want to see anyway?
• Did your car break down in town? Will it take a really long time to fix it? Come on by!
• Trying to work up the nerve to keep that suicide pact, but just aren't in the mood?
• Guaranteeing awkward silence on the ride home for 15 years running!
• Glass is boring - are you? Then be sure to stop by!