MELTDOWN!

Can...not...blog....

Must eat...cake...instead!

Must...procrastinate more...effectively.

Blogging against own will....

Must find...strength...to...resist...finding strength...to blog.

Uh...confused self...slightly...

Oh no!

Continuing to...blog...(albeit lamely.)

Must shower.

Again.

Help, please...send...coffee ice cream...urgent...

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