Well, spring is here. We're starting to see previews for all the summer blockbusters that will soon be upon us. Here are a couple that I'm especially looking forward to:
Dirtballs! - The next Pixar animated sensation, a heartwarming tale of clods of dirt that talk just like neurotic humans!
The Cash Who Loved Me - The newest installment in the James Bond Series.
The Wild Thornberrys Have a Vicious 3-way - I smell Oscar!
Indiana Jones and the Recovery from Double Hip Replacement Surgery - "Throw me the wheep, I throw you the bedpan! No time to argue!"
Lara Croft: The Lost Treasure of Oh Who Are We Fucking Kidding? - Lips! Boobs! Jumping around! Instant classic!
Friday the 13th Part 12: Jason Slaughters the Rugrats - Oh, if wishing made it so...
The Bridges of Madison Country 2: Electric Boogaloo
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- I'm a standup comic living in Brooklyn, NY. See me this summer on COMEDY CENTRAL's new standup show: Live at Gotham!
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5 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAAAAA HA!
Well, there goes your development deal with Paramount, Mac-o.
There goes? You mean "here comes"!
I think there should be a movie called "Lips! Boobs! Jumping Around!"
Although, just lips and boobs jumping around would be weird.
I'm sure you'd want just the boobs though, right Jeff? Why have lips when you can get right to boobs?
Its time to smarten up the Summer Blockbuster. For example -
Merchant and Ivory Presents
Dame Judy Dench and Vin Diesel in
Bench Warrant
He's a maverick cop.
She's a UN diplomat.
Can they make their love work and stop the Rwandan Genocide.
a Spike Lee joint.
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