Up, up and away!

Michael Jackson's accuser's mom (this is already annoying) was given a pretty rough going over in court yesterday. Apparently, she was quoted as saying that, at one point, she was afraid her children were going to be kidnapped via a hot air balloon from Neverland. And for this she was portrayed as, well, a loony.

Yeah, as if that would be the weirdest thing that Michael had ever done. I understand that this is not the worry of a normal person, and that this woman is very likely a little shaky in the whole reality department. But if someone told me that Michael Jackson was planning to abduct her children in a hovercraft driven by a gay unicorn who was a colonel in the Salvation Army, I'd still have to at least consider it.