5.07.2005

Giacomo wins Kentucky Derby!!!!

Giacomo -- a 50 to 1 underdog -- won the Kentucky Derby today, proving once and for all that no matter how dramatic the victory, nobody gives a shit about the Kentucky Derby.
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I give a shit about the Kentucky Derby.

But I live in the South.

And I was a "horsey" girl.

1:47 PM
Jeff Mac said...

Most of the "horsey" girls were really hot. I was one of the "dorky" boys, who always dreamed of meeting a "horsey" girl, but never did because you guys always went for the "a-hole" guys for some reason.

P.S. I don't believe that you give MUCH of a shit about the Derby. I mean, how exciting can it be? It's like auto racing, in that the strategy appears to be, "Floor it!" But with the added element that in this case the cars poop.

1:19 PM
Anonymous said...

Are you trying to be an "A-hole" guy? Because the Derby is AWESOME, okay? You've got sleek pretty horses, little tiny men, outrageous hats and lots of bourbon. What's not to like? It's very exciting. If I'd had my act together I would've bet on it.

3:00 PM
sarahfisch said...

I just watched a documentary recently about jockeys, and it was hella disturbing. I thought ballerinas had it rough but jockeys-- yipes! Amphetamines! Bulimia! Dahydration psychosis! Inadvisable tattoos! Contemporary country and western music!

11:03 PM

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