Until then, if you miss me THAT honkin' much, here are some things you can do:
- Sit alone in your room and sigh, "Jeff Mac. Jeff Mac." I do this all the time, and it is very therapeutic.
- Go through the archives of this website and read things that you either never read, forgot you read, or didn't think were funny the first time. You never know -- maybe your standards have dropped by now.
- Also, if you're in the NYC area, why not come on down and see me at the Comedy Pro Shop @ Sin Sin on Sunday night? I'll be performing with a GREAT lineup of comics including Ophira Eisenberg, Bob Powers, Debbie Shea and more. Oh, much more. And it's hosted by the always awesome Rob Paravonian. All the details are on my little web calendar thingie on the right. No, down a little. Yes, exactly.
I love almost all of you,
-mac
2 comments:
Do I sniff illicit advertising in the previous comment I am not going to follow the link just in case.. I figure anyone who knows how to put in a link doesn't need help blogging - sneaky and cheeky ...
I love almost all of me too!! ) It's the extra inches over the core buisness that I struggle welcoming.
Have fun moving (as if!) at least you can pay yourself to move yourself. ..
I was thinking (clunk , chug, whirr) there's probably almost no way Brisbane metro area can be compared in space per human for residential accomodation or breathing or anything really.to NYC..
rest up after the move, ...pack the tea/coffee and kettle so's you can get to it Quickly... ) oh yeah and if it's cold wear a singlet, and in case you get run over have on clean underwear (something easily overlooked at this time!) so good to be reminded and... umm.. oh yeah a stitch in time saves nine and don't take any wooden nickles..other than that you're on your own. ...Much more helpful that offerring just to help LIft things.. )
Sigh....I wonder what Jeff Mac is doing right now? Perhaps he is making some satirical remark about the absurdity of human existance...maybe he's having some kind of interaction with a squirrel or a baby or a baby squirrel. Maybe he's at his boiling point with someone's who's complete stupidity should have rendered them extinct generations ago? Damn! If only I had some kind of documentation of Jeff's day to day activities. Oh well, I can always download more porn until Tuesday.
Anyway, happy housewarming! I hope Lon of the above mentioned long island vineyards link will bring you wine.
Also, Miss Wendy, if I may, doesn't the idea wearing clean underwear in case you get run over negate itself when, inevitably, you poop in your pants at the site of an oncoming bus? (Not sure if it's good "blog protocol" to respond to responses, but I do so enjoy Miss Wendy, and without Jeff Mac around, chaos will reign.)
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