- Kill something with a sword (or ax, machete, what have you...). I'm not exactly itching to do it, but now that I've seen it done, I imagine there's a certain satisfaction there.
- Get in really great shape. Without zombies, where's the incentive? Daily zombie attacks will put personal trainers right out of business, mark my words.
- Weld something. I never get to do this, EVER.
- Construct a rudimentary snowplow/catapult/flamethrower, etc. out of stuff you find at the mall. Who's going to stop you when there's zombies?
I really do get a little wistful when I see these movies. At some point during the film, I invariably think, "Yeah, running for your life from brain eating zombies would suck. But is it really worse than having a job?" I think not.
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i have always wanted to learn how to weld. do you already have the knowledge but nothing to use it on? if so, teach me and we can make me a chair or a table or maybe a machete you can kill rats with.
No, I don't know how to weld. I've never had an opportunity or a need to weld. In my current zombie-free existence, all the stuff that needs to be stuck together IS stuck together to my satisfaction.
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