George, I don't know if you're reading this right now. (Of course you are. I can't imagine what you could possibly have to do with all of your time besides read this blog.) But if you are out there, listen to me very carefully before you take up another humanitarian cause with passion and integrity. The women of the world? They surrender, ok? You don't have to keep out-wonderfuling yourself. THEY WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU. Please leave some for everybody else.
Sincerely,
A Selfish Dude Who You are Clearly Better Than*
*Or, if you prefer, "A Selfish Dude Than Whom You are Clearly Better."
2 comments:
ummmm.....Jeff Mac is where?
JM - post harder.
have good and get give.
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