Bush met with India -- the entire country! -- and made what he is describing as a "historic" agreement about India's nukes.
So India is finally going to give up their nuclear weapons!
Nope.
Oookay, India has agreed to phase out their nuclear weapons over time!!!
Not really.
Ok, wait, I've got it. India has decided to continue to make nuclear weapons by the truckload, but they promise to feel really, really bad about it.
Pretty close. They basically agreed that India would keep making nukes. It would be like if someone was beating the shit out of their wife, and the couple made a historic agreement to keep doing it! Just not in secret anymore! Hurray!
Gosh, that really IS historic!
I know! Wait, who are you, other voice?
I have no idea.
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Look, the Hindu religion puts a lot emphasis on attaining oneness with the universe. What better way to do that than with nuclear weapons. Think of this as submlimating the ego on a global scale.
Interesting, interesting. So if I'm understanding you correctly, the greatest expression of peace and love that one can hope to embody is to bomb the holy living shit out of everyone who pisses you off.
It's like a mantra, only much, much louder.
Hey Jeff- not on the topic .. but then I am Australian and as everyon e knows we don't give a rats' aobut much.. but htought you might like this link..
http://smartasses.org./aussiequiz.html also not very link literate! - or as | was named at a recent 'training' I did .. a digital immigrant.. anywya see if you find the link funny- might be useful for material...W)
ooh ! duh! I just realized of course we care!! Our prime minister is the kinda guy that when some kid in the playground is getting 'stuff' that means he might be able to hurt peole 'little Jonny' makes friends quickly - so Our PM is off to India to visit!!! .. too sad
Hilarious web quiz, Miss Wendy! (And I think I did quite well. You know, for a yank.)
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