...or so I assume you must be with the almost total lack of blogularity here at the home of Jeff Mac. I have the same excuse I always have...ah...a feeble one? I've been wicked busy getting ready for my Gotham taping on 4/2, and I haven't been able to post nonsense on here. For this, I grieve.
Here are 5 reasons why I love you all:
- You are reading this right now. If you're not reading this right now, well, I probably love you too. But at a distance, you understand. And I'm not saying I want ANY of you in my home.
- You are all better than average looking (at least!) Don't ask me how I know this, but I do. Suffice it to say that my knowledge in this matter involves a Ouija board and frequent email contact with my familiar, a frog named Nicodaemus.
- You all put out when the mood strikes you. And not in a slutty way. Well, not in a negatively charged slutty way.
- You find the time for the art of self-love. This one is totally a guess. But it's a correct guess, so I think that should count.
- You have staggeringly good taste. Almost embarrassingly good. Well, all except for you. No, YOU. Exactly.
I hope to become far less busy in the near future, at which time the nonsense will continue to flow like milk and honey in the land of same name. Which, by the way, sounds absolutely disgusting, for what that's worth.
-mac
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