Ok, I'm in a panic trying to think of what I can have them say to introduce me on "Live @ Gotham" this Sunday. Here's what I'm working with so far.
- This next comic hails from Connecticut. And nobody gives a shit about that. Least of all him. Give it up for Jeff Mac!
- (alternate version) ...hails from CT, but he promises that he left the moment they let him.
- You might have seen this next comic...ahhhh....on this show? Or at his house if you were ever over there. He hangs out there all the time, actually. Jeff Mac, ladies and gentlemen!
- This next guy...he has a brain. Sometimes he uses it for good, sometimes for eville. Put your hands together for Mr. Jeff Mac.
- Here's a guy you could bring home to meet your family and trust that he won't say what he thinks of them until they're out of earshot! Jeff Mac!!!
3 comments:
I always ask for the following intro -
This next comic wants you to make up for the absence of meaningfull personal relationships or a fulfilling career. So put your hands together and applaud until their red and raw. Maybe then he'll dogdge existential freefall for one more night.
Try this:
Lori Mocha made him what he is today, let's give it up for Jeff Mac!
No?
Ok then, I like the last one the best, I think. The CT ones are good too.
What the .. is Gotham, being inroduced to the public has got to be good right?.. what about .. The last time this man was introduced to the public was as a warning on the 6 o'clock news.. let's make him feel just as welcome.. put your hands together (no not in prayer) for .. Jeff Mac.. well ... least I read the post.. the lastest post well .. .. did you actually pay for those drugs?.. lurve eva true (well virtually)
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