7.20.2006

Dear Guy in the Restroom:

I am writing to you regarding the moment when you were alone at the urinal and you farted like a trombone. Thanks for adding, "Wow." It kind of made my day.
Sincerely,
Jeff Mac

3 comments:

miss wendy said...

Why do you say 'rest room'- we used to say toilet (in Oz) but now we - who watch hours and hours of American TV say 'bathroom' - I have never seen a bath in there or seen anyone resting so ..... whad' ya' reckon 'bout that then?

Jeff Mac said...

Oh, Miss W., don't you understand Americans? Our leaders are so terrified of their bodies that they have to pretend they don't have genitals or toilet functions. I think they're afraid that if someone says the word "toilet" then they will think of poop, and there goes society. Right down the...restroom.

miss wendy said...

ooh! To think they left that out of my 'cultural studies' course!