I hope you're all enjoying that special time of year when we commemorate the day when St. Valentine was beaten to death in ancient Rome! (Yep, that's really what it is. Romantic, no?)
Here's a tip. If you're thinking of going to the Godiva Chocolate store on Valentine's Day, consider this equivalent alternative.
- Buy a small pocket mirror. If you can't find one, you can use a store window or a bathroom mirror in a pinch.
- Stand in front of your chosen reflective surface, facing it.
- Extend the index finger of either hand (preferably your dominant hand for optimum efficiency) towards your reflection.
- Laugh heartily.
- For added fun, call yourself nasty names that indicate substandard intelligence.
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.
No comments:
Post a Comment