Look, I know that the Vice President shot his hunting buddy this weekend. And we can all make jokes about it, sure. But when you read the facts, it's clear that this guy was standing right between Cheney and a newborn kitten. So there's blame to go around. You can't just read the headlines and expect to get the whole story.
Seriously, the only reason he did it was that shooting this guy just happened to be the best way to lure Luke Skywalker to the cloud city.
Seriously, the only reason he did it was that shooting this guy just happened to be the best way to lure Luke Skywalker to the cloud city.
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actually, the guy was standing between Cheney and an unborn fetus. The unborn fetus was out hunting with the rest of them and got caught in a bear trap. Cheney thought he could shoot the lever on the bear trap and send the baby catapulting into the arms of kirk cameron, but he missed and hit the old guy...probably because he was wearing his 'save the unborn fetus' t-shirt, which bore a striking resemblance to the fetus in the bear trap, creating some confusion for the vice president, which of course is completely logical.
Interesting, interesting. See, the reports I've been reading are now saying that the 78 year old guy had been attempting to end his life after a long and painful illness. Cheney felt he needed to step in and kill the guy quickly before he had the chance to die with dignity.
Sometimes in order to save a guy, you have to nearly blow his brains out with a shotgun. That's what Jesus always used to say.
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