Ok, so Fox News was questioning whether an all-out civil war in Iraq might actually be a good thing. Now, normally I consider them to be functionally retarded shills for the administration, but in this case, well, they might just have something. Consider these 5 possible advantages of a total civil war in Iraq.
- Charming blue/gray uniforms would add an air of gentility and decorum to the proceedings heretofore unseen.
- Ken Burns will have another thing to talk about for 19 hours straight.
- Years from now, Iraqi nerds will have something to re-enact to distract them from their inability to copulate.
- New genre of romance novels based upon a Sunni soldier who is nursed back to health by an unrealistically buxom Shiite war widow. (And then he stones her to death for being buxom without a chaperone.)
- Mint Juleps for everyone!
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