2.27.2006

Every Civil War has a Silver Lining!

Ok, so Fox News was questioning whether an all-out civil war in Iraq might actually be a good thing. Now, normally I consider them to be functionally retarded shills for the administration, but in this case, well, they might just have something. Consider these 5 possible advantages of a total civil war in Iraq.

  1. Charming blue/gray uniforms would add an air of gentility and decorum to the proceedings heretofore unseen.
  2. Ken Burns will have another thing to talk about for 19 hours straight.
  3. Years from now, Iraqi nerds will have something to re-enact to distract them from their inability to copulate.
  4. New genre of romance novels based upon a Sunni soldier who is nursed back to health by an unrealistically buxom Shiite war widow. (And then he stones her to death for being buxom without a chaperone.)
  5. Mint Juleps for everyone!

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