Hello from the great beyond! And by "beyond", I of course mean "beyond the point at which I was updating this blog with any sense of regularity."
The good news is that I have been very, very busy lately. In fact, if you live in the Northeast, you might have already heard one example of my busytude. There's a Stop & Stop commercial running right now where a package of toilet paper and a roll of paper towels are complaining about how expensive everything is, and then you see a title that says: "CHEAP PAPER PRODUCTS."
Well, the paper towels are voiced by yours truly. (I think that casting me as "Brawny" paper towels was an attempt at irony in the advertising world. And I don't appreciate it. All I need is a few years of working out every day. Or any day. I'd be just as brawny as could be.)
In other news, I have written an early draft of my very first comedic book, titled "Manslations," after the skill that I have developed -- telling my female friends what is happening in their relationships. I was going to write a late draft, but I figured that I would save myself the chore of rewriting until after I actually had something on paper. That's called "efficiency," folks.
In any case, yeah, I've been too busy to update these here pages. Now, there may be some of you out there thinking, "Well, how much time does it take to update a blog? It's not like your previous entries could possibly have taken much time or effort to produce." And to those of you, I say, you know what? Just leave it alone, ok, fella? Just leave me be. Don't you know who I am? I'm the voice of a paper towel (or, in the radio version, I am "Nelson" the package of two-ply toilet paper. Totally different character, by the way.)
In any case, I hope to be putting some excerpts from "Manslations" up here in the coming months. In the meantime, for those of you who missed me on Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham," just watch THIS, and you will no longer be able to say that you missed me on Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham." It's that simple.
Sincerely,
-The Management
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3 comments:
Congrats on the finishing of Manslations.
Thanks, beehive! As soon as I have something edited, I'll post some for your reading pleasure. (Or your reading indifference, if that's your thing.)
Hey! Rockin'! I thought I heard your voice, in fact I was gonna ask you if you also did a radio ad? Or I thought I heard the dulcet bell-like Mac tones over my 1986 boombox while doing my morning calisthenics at least, in addition to the Cheap Paper Products ad which I am happy to tell you is running presently in the Boston network TV market. Of course it would help if I remembered what the radio ad was for, all I can recollect is I think we're privy to a Mac soliloquy of the thoughts-spoken-out-loud type. I'm reading backward through your entries. Though frightened, I am entertained! Entertained I say & ladies and gentlemen, that's how it is.
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