9.05.2006

R.I.P. Croc Hunter

Steve Irwin, the famous "Croc Hunter" is dead. Wow. Who could have seen that coming? But after a lifetime of saying things like, "Here we have the most deadly creature ever seen on the Earth. I'm gonna go spoon with it!" he has finally met his end. And I think this is how he would have wanted to go, if he had a choice between a stingray to the heart and a massive coronary on the toilet or something.

His family has requested that in lieu of flowers, please just send poisonous animals that have been riled up with a stick. He would have wanted it that way.

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